I saw this on DLISTED
And my pants now have a little wee on them
THAT’S how excited this made me
Read that again peeps
HOLDS A FULL BOTTLE OF WINE!
So that’s like, pour ONE drink
Write inappropriate things that you can’t be held responsible for
Cause DUH, you’ve had a whole bottle of WINE to yourself
And your night is made
And for those of you thinking, awesome – now I know what to get the old Jennsta for Christmas
You’re too late
I already ordered mine
Although….it never hurts to have a spare
You know, for all the times that I finish a glass (or is that bottle?)
And am too tipsy to remember where I put it
Or for when I’m drunk as a mofo and do a face plant
And break the fucker
You would also not be lying when you tell the Police Officer that you “only had 1 glass of wine”. 🙂