We’ve been making our way through North Queensland for nearly two weeks now
Leaving our mark at public toilets across the state
With a trail of “I Love My Jenny Talia” stickers
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We’ve been lucky to stay in some beautiful places
Mackay was definitely one of those
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And as with every tour, we’ve been loving meeting some of the mad buggers that have come out to the shows
Like Kim – whose jeans now how my scribble on the bum
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And this lovely lady
It actually took me a while to recover from the shock of meeting her
And realising that I’d finally been “OUT-blinged” by someone
But I’ve already started stocking up on glitter & sparkly things
My plan is to blow her out of the water on the next tour through these parts
Nicely of course
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There’s been whole families come along to the show
And that makes me happy
You know, knowing my family is not the only fucked-up one out there
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This has been my favourite shirt of the tour so far
A guy actually came to the show wearing this same shirt in the UK last year
I told him I loved it, so he GAVE it to me
OK, I may have begged a little
So Mark was lucky, he got to keep his
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We’ve met some lovely people, like Matthew & Leanne is Innisfail
(& yeah, the main reason I put this pic in is because I’m the 2nd tallest one in it. Check THAT shit out!)
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And some crazy bastards like this mob in Ingham
HELLUP!
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Then last night in Atherton, we had a BELLY-FEST
Lots of boys wanted me to leave my mark on their gut
As they competed with each other in trying to convince me that “their” abs were better than their mates
Um…yeah I beg to differ in this case
While they had a *’how rock hard are my abs’ comp going on between them
(*code for ‘how soft is my peen)
I was running out of things to scrawl on them
They were all pretty wasted
So I’m hoping they wake up this morning, trying to put together the pieces of last night’s puzzle
And start questioning their sexuality
That would make me so happy
It’s a tough life, Jenster…but someone has to leave your mark everywhere…may as well be you!