The first night of a tour is always a little nerve-racking
This tour more so
‘Cause I’m getting ready to shoot a live DVD this week
So I’m trying out some new stuff
Working out what to wear
I can never decide between black pants & a black shirt
Or black pants & a black shirt
It’s a struggle
I had to swallow a fair amount of mouth vomit before the show tonight
I was N-E-R-V-O-U-S
But then I walked out on stage
Trying hard not to shit my pants
And hoped that this sold out crowd on the other side of the world
“GETS IT”
And thank holy-mary-mother-of-jesus-and-skid-marked-undies
They “GOT IT”
Brilliant way to start the tour
Met some really cool people
With funny accents
Who were all taller than me
Dad got to sign his first pair of South African tits
And SO DID I!
Looking perky there, Jen! 😉