We flew into Durban today
Found out when we got here that tomorrow night’s show is sold out
When we’re on tour, those are pretty much the best words you can hear
Sold. Out.
And room service
Those two words make me tingly too
Having a quiet one in my room tonight
We don’t usually party too much on night’s off anyway
I think I’m still a bit jet lagged
But the main reason to not go anywhere
Is that I’m sitting here in my underwear covered in calamine lotion, cortison cream & all sorts of other stinky potions
Sexy, no?
No
Well you can thank British Airways for that disturbing mental image
‘Cause those unhygienic bastards gave me FUCKING BED BUGS
OK, so I totally can’t prove that
All I know, is on the flight from London to Johannesburg
I started to get itchy
I had a tank top on and I kept scratching my shoulders
Then when I woke up in Johannesburg
I had bites on my arms
Today I have more
I don’t know if that constitutes as ‘bed bugs’
But I googled it
And oh, I totally shouldn’t have googled that shit
I will never learn my lesson
So my self diagnosis is bed bugs
Even though technically, I got them from a grody plane seat
Thanks-very-fucking-much-British-Airways
So now I KNOW I’m going to have nightmares
About big fucking buggy insect thingies
Crawling all over me
Multiplying
GAH!
I think my therapy bill should be BAs to pay, yeah?
And my room service bill too
‘Cause I’m probably going to sleep in the bath
And I’m ordering a bottle of wine from room service to take with me
u dont gotta worry about those buggers in our hotels. but we (ur audience) might bite ur bum if given half a look in.
Gee, Thanks for this blog, Jen! *scratching…itch…ITCH…SCRATCHING* I hope I can sleep tonight…*tearing at the skin*
Hi, I also got nailed by bed bugs travelling from London to Johannesburg on the same. I was in exactly the same situation, no proof but when I arrived in JHB I was covered in painful bites. Email me if you want to take this further with BA.
Rob
My family was also attacked by Bedbugs on a BA flight from Washington Dulles (IAD) to London (LHR). My daughter and I each received more than 40 bites each. The itchy-burning sensation lasted for weeks. When I complained BA offered us each $400 and I refused as inadequate.
if you want to discuss more you can email me dmz3@aol.com