Over the last few days Twitter & Facebook have been all a flutter
Over the new TSA regulations
The TSA being the Transportation Security Administration in the USA
You know, the security peeps at the airport with the wands & the (usually) grumpy faces?
Their new regulations are introducing the use of more thorough pat downs in the screening process of passengers
As someone who flies a lot
I go through airport security checks several times a month
All year ’round
Look, I don’t know anyone that loves it
But it’s just part of the deal if you want to travel in this day and age
And up until now, I’ve never really had a problem with it
I even went through one of the body scanners for the first time at San Francisco airport last month
It wasn’t a drama at all
I walked in, stopped for 3 seconds
And walked out the other side
The TSA officer on the other side got the all clear on her radio
Obviously from whoever is off a the room somewhere looking over the scans
I think he radioed in something like, “…..the hotty midget with the massive ta-tas is clear!”
But from what I understand, the TSA’s new regulations will allow their security officers to REALLY pat you down
If there is no body scanners (which don’t show if there’s any weapons etc up your woo hoo anyway)
Or if you refuse to go through a body scanner
Like, up your skirt if you’re wearing one
Feeling over your breasts
And grabbing men’s lunch box packages
All in the name of being more thorough
There’s even footage doing the rounds of a 3 year old getting a pat down that has people up in arms
I watched it – and it doesn’t seem over-the-top at all
(others may see it differently)
I’ve traveled with both my girls since they were babies
And they’ve been taken out of their strollers
Been woken up so they can walk through the metal detectors
Had the wand waved over them
And yeah, even been patted down
The truth?
They loved it
Thought it was all a part of the big traveling adventure
The only time it really pissed me off was when a fucktard in a TSA uniform asked me to demonstrate that the machine with the big battery & tubes coming from it
That was in my backpack
Was in fact a breast pump, not a bomb
I think that Diamond threatening to “…sue his mother fucking ignorant arse for sexual harassment and being a cunt….”
Got us out of that one
But I think if you do anything often enough, like go through airport security
You’re bound to come across the odd wank-stain every now and then
But in light of these new, more aggressive pat down methods
I think I’d have to ask the question before I’d let you pat down one of my daughters again
“Will you be touching their genitals?
‘Cause that is NOT going to happen”
You’d best be finding another way to search my kid
Or we’ll be walking to Australia
And while we’re at it – when was the last time a 5 year old American/Australian citizen tried to blow up an aircraft?
I know, that opens up a whole shit storm of racial profiling
But fuck, common sense would say that works doesn’t it?
There are exceptions to every stereotype
There ARE blonde, blue eyed terrorist wannabes out there
But I’d hazzard a guess that more than 90% are not
So why not make educated decisions when screening passengers?
Not just 1 out of every four
How about leaving anyone under 10 the fuck alone?
And the Grannies
‘Cause that demographic don’t have a large presence with al–Qaida, me thinks
So does my opinion make me racist?
Please
Common sense is drowning under the weight of political correctness
And if my opinion is not PC?
Then I’m xenophobic
A bigot even
I read about two women refusing to have a body scan due to their religious beliefs
They chose not to fly, rather than go through the screening process
That’s their choice
If I chose to travel while wearing any sort of baggy clothing, whether for religious or comfort reasons
That could easily conceal weapons, explosives etc
I would expect to be rigorously and thoroughly patted down, scanned and screened
I wouldn’t consider myself being discriminated against
It’s just common fucking sense, isn’t it?
I really don’t give a fuck what the PC brigade thinks
I don’t value their opinion any more than they value mine
At the end of the day, airport security is there to keep us travelers SAFE
Why not prescreen people?
Have the chip in their passport give a detailed background of each passenger
If you have nothing to hide, I don’t see how it’s a problem
I wouldn’t care – the government knows everything about me anyway
Your background check etc would give you a resulting score out of, say 10
10 being the person you do NOT want on your flight
Lock that fucker up
I’d like to think that I’d be a 1
There’s not too many Australian married mums of two, who say fuck for a living, signing up to be suicide bombers these days
At a stretch, my threat level might be a 2
But that’s more about what plane food does to my farting frequencies
Than my affiliation with terrorists
I agree that yeah, sometimes it’s inconvenient to go through airport screenings
Do we need them to be more thorough?
In my opinion, no
I think we need to be smarter about who we screen
But if I have to go through the more rigorous process, then so be it
I have no problem with a security officer just doing their job
Go ahead and fossil for firecrackers up my vajay-jay
And check my boobs for bombs
Can I get dinner & flowers first?
Could not have said it better 🙂
That’s ridiculous. Being treated like an inmate to travel by air, not to mention all the creepy guards just wanting to cop a feel.
At least with gynos they have years of punishment (study/training) before they get qualified and then they have to look at all the nasty puss-ey shit too, not just all the fun bits.
SPOT ON yet again Jen!
i dont care what measures of UN-PC screening and scanning it takes to make sure the plane i’m about to fly on is SAFE!!!
I think my fear of flying is now secondary to my fear of being fingered…
I’m just fine with the pat downs. Some feel that children shouldn’t be subjected but as soon as we alter there it will open a hole for exploitation. I for one am fine with being x-rayed or examined. I need to get from point A to B safely. I cannot afford any alternatives.