That’s one of the first things out of Magoo’s mouth whenever I’m away and we’re on Skype
“Hi Mama….what ya dooooin..?”
So this is a belated-bloggy-what-have-I-been-up-to for you
Considering I’ve been MIA since I arrived in Australia
A quick run down…
First night’s show in Perth
I had a baby
And this is the father
OK, no he’s not
But he is one of THE funniest bastards I’ve ever met
He sat front and centre in the audience and hung shit all me all-fucking-night
And I’m pretty sure it’s the most fun I’ve ever had with my clothes on
How cute is he?
A couple of lovely chicks from the Perth gig
To remind me that I really should stop getting my pic taken with people that make me look 100
The lady on the left in this shot, sang the ‘Bastard’ song louder than I’ve ever heard it
It’s the sweet looking ones you’ve got to watch
Woke up the next day to this view from the balcony at Mum & Dad’s house
On the same day that Chicago was having it’s first snow of the year
(tee hee)
Then Me, Heiny & our sound guy Mark headed off to a sold out show in Geraldton
Where I kinda regret putting Heiny in charge of photography for the night
And this,
This is the reason that there was a major punch-up-brawl-some-people-just-shouldn’t-fucking-drink after the show
And this lovely security man below may have broken his hand on the above man’s head
Kicking him out
Totally worth it I say
Some Gero girls
Make ’em stick their fingers up their noses and look stupid, I say
So we’re almost on an even playing field
About the only thing left standing after the Gero gig was this poster
I fucking love that place
And then tonight, I’m back with Dad
In Mandurah
I got to catch up with some fellow Kalgoorlie girls backstage before the show
Their Dad Graham, used to be in a band with my Dad when we were kids
Tanya & Jodie were like the big sisters I never had growing up
I loved hanging around them & they were always so cool to me
In return, I’m pretty sure I was a complete pain in the arse
Nearly a thousand people at tonight’s sold out show
Honestly, no one had a better time than me
And my favourite new friend of the night is the lady on my right in the pic below
The one with half her arm missing
She waved that stump of hers & screamed her box off at me, throughout my entire show
She knew all the words
Did I tell you I love Mandurah?
Crazy biatches like this make it easy
Sounds like you could’ve coined the phrase. “Wild Wild West”… Ain’t it grand to be back home??? 🙂 Looking forward to what should become a family tradition…your book!
As always, Thanks for the ride! Happy Trails!
Are you sure Mark the Sound Guy isn’t Tim Bailey????