Friday night movie night at our place
We’re having a double feature
First up is the kid’s pick
Right now, they’re debating between one of the Disney classics
That they’ve seen forty-two-bazillion times
And another Disney classic
That they’ve seen forty-three-bazillion times
Either way, Mummy & Daddy will be opening the bar
Very soon
Then we’ll send the little uns off to bed
And Diamond and I get our choice of movie
I’ve been gone more than a few weeks
So I was pretty sure I knew what Diamond had picked out for us
One of the *big kids* movies that we keep stashed in a box under the bed
Turns out my wifely-womanly intuition is a tad off this week
I’ve just been informed that our ADULT entertainment tonight will be Little Johnny The Movie
Diamond hasn’t seen it yet
And wants to watch it with me
Romantic, no
Cute, yes
Pity cute won’t get him laid
You’ve been away for weeks. It’s a safe bet. Go Diamond!!