A quick brekky this morning before we left town
In a busy little hub of a cafe
When I sit down
I look over my menu at the table next to us
A young couple, who look kind of familiar
Actually, just the bloke does
I didn’t recognise the lady
And it took me a while for me to work out where I knew him from
*LIGHT BULB*
It was Daniel
As in Daniel from last night’s show
Anyone at the show knows exactly who I’m talking about
Bucket mouth Daniel
Show us your tits Jenny, Daniel
Yelling out throughout my whole show Daniel
I love you Jenny, Daniel
Drunk as a mofo staggering to the toilet during the show Daniel
Marry me Jenny, Daniel
He looked over at our table this morning
And just about shit a brick
The colour drained from his face
“….Mornin’ Daniel!”
“…umm, yeah….hi”
Poor bastard was absolutely mortified
Sitting there with his girlfriend / wife and no doubt a monster hangover
So I left him alone
Until we left
And I stopped at his table and gave him a small piece of paper
“…you were amazing last night….call me..”
Nothing like starting your morning off being a complete bitch with a good belly laugh
hahahahaha…
Explain that, Daniel