New Zealand, like everywhere we travel to
Is full of amazing characters
(I’m still trying to get my head around the smorgasbord of priceless peeps I met in Humpty Doo)
But I wanted to introduce you to Alana
Alana lost her legs as a kid
And has just been fitted with a new prosthetic leg
She came to the show in a wheelchair
And asked after the show, if we’d sign her leg
I’m like, “…err…what leg dude?
‘Cause you know, I’m tactful like that
She just laughed, “…it’s in the car, I’ll go get it”
5 minutes later, she came back in
Without the chair, and she was wearing her new leg
She was laughing her arse off, as she took off her leg, handed it to me and said, “…here Jen, sign this”
And I was all, “..umm…what do I write on your LEG…that you have to WEAR every day??”
Especially as she said she’d be getting her brother to clear paint over the writing so that it was permanent
“Whatever you want mate”
“OK, then…
2 Alana…nice legs….what time are they open ’til?”
Then Dad wrote
“…this way up”
With an arrow pointing up to her girly bits
And we laughed, and laughed
Alana is my kind of girl
It’s good to know if I ever get back to Masterton
I have a mate there
The fact that she’s shorter than me is a bonus!
sweet as jenny any time ur in masterton well go get on the piss we’ll see who gets more legless or i could be ur legless sober driver hahahahahahaha cant wait till next time hahaha i knew walking in and not in my chair that would fuck ya!! hahaha
Nothing like sittin’ on a stump with a good mate…priceless! 🙂