Yesterday’s randomness…
Magoo (after playing for an hour with her naked dolls):
I want to look just like Barbie when I grow up. Except I want my bagina to be normal. Barbie’s bagina is weird.
Macaroni (trying to reason with Magoo after leaving a friends house that Magoo did NOT want to leave):
Well sometimes life is like a bowl of cherries. Sometimes it’s like a bowl of broccoli. Welcome to the brocoli
Me (after finally coming out of the jet-lagged haze):
The fuck? This school district website is shit and whoever designed it is a fucking moron. It totally made me go and buy ALL the girls school supplies for the WRONG FUCKING SCHOOL. People are arseholes.
Diamond (after listening to us all day):
When do you three leave for Australia?
I want to look just like Barbie too…I’d even take her bagina to look like that! well…maybe…if Ken is a good plastic surgeon.