All girls know the rules
Never put out on the first date unless you’re in Memphis and he’s really cute
Never eat after 8 o’clock at night unless you pass a Krispy Kreme and you’re really REALLY hungry coz then is’t TOTALLY worth the guilt and the too tight pants
Never google the words “camel toe” unless you’re a stoopid sheila song writer
Never fart in an empty elevator within SECONDS someone else will walk in and look at you like you’re a dirty poo stain
Never pluck your eyebrows when drinking it will never end well
And the most important rule?
If you have girlfriends that are taller, skinnier and cuter than you
Never, EVER get your photo taken with them
And if you do……for fuck’s sake
DO NOT, post it on your website
But if you are determined to show the world you’re an utter fuckwit
And you DO put up a pic of your cute, tall, skinny friend Susie (with her hubby Randall)
Just make up for it by adding another pic
WITHOUT you in it
But, with the added beauting-ful-ness of KBW & Angry Anderson
And WHAMMO, everyone’s forgotten what a shocker you are!
Jenny with that smile you have no worries !! Wish I looked that good in pics !!
You are gorgeous. So shut up!!
😉
BB
You are the company you keep, gorgeous girl! Love the pics!