If you’ve ever been to one of our shows
You’d know we always come out after to sign cds etc and say g’day
Except for that one time on the last UK tour when Dad was so sick he barely made it offstage to spew in the bucket that Hollywood was standing side-of-stage holding so I’m pretty sure no one would have lined up to shake his hand that night ‘coz how grody would that be for fuck’s sake?
If you’ve seen Dad signing after the show
You’d also know that he loves signing boobs
Oh yes he does
But he never signs boys
I’m the lucky girl who gets to do that as you can see by my full, and getting fuller, WANKER WALL
Yay me.
The other night in Campbelltown – after an EXTRA long signing after the show
There was Matt, waiting very patiently at the end
He had made a bet with his mate, for a lot of money
That Dad would sign his skin
Knowing full well that Dad doesn’t, ever, sign blokes’ skin
But Dad surprised us all and DID agree to sign Matt’s boobs
On the condition that Matt & his mate donate the money from their bet, to the Make-A-Wish Foundation
Dad will do just about anything for his favourite cause
And Matt will do just about anything to have his boobs signed
Everyone wins!
Bahahaha! Love the MAW link! You make me smile so much it hurts!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxo
haha what’s the going rate? Thinking a signed butt cheek just to be different and happy to give to a good cause … and get on the Wanka Wall .. just bought tickets to one of your QLD shows so let me know if you are game … no nudity of course, i’m bashful
Go Kev! very pleased for that bit, make a wish is my favorite. hope those guys follow up on that pledge.
There you go…2 Wishes come true… 😉