WHO DARES GRINS * OUT NOW *

If you said you were more excited than me rightnow

I would ~~call you a fucking liar~~ doubt that very, very much

Because this Thanksgiving (for all my U.S. mates) I am so fucking thankful

THAT MY DVD, WHO DARES GRINS, IS HERE

That’s right, it’s available NOW!

You can order it as of right. This. Minute.

And you’ll get it in time for Christmas

AND it’ll be autographed

Imma lose my shit over here….probably the best day EVER

Well, except for my wedding, and the day I had a shocking stomach ache, but turned out to be pregnant

You get the idea. I should have known it was going to be a shit hot day, when the lady in front of me in the drive thru at Starbucks, paid for MY coffee. How nice is that?
So I paid it forward and paid for the dude’s coffee in the car behind me. Then he followed me home ’cause he thought I was hitting on him

Orders will start shipping MONDAY – so if you’re in the UK, NEW ZEALAND, SOUTH AFRICA, or somewhere other than the U.S. or Australia – get in ASAP to make sure you get it in time for Chrissy.

AND, the first 50 orders will receive a SIGNED POSTER