Who wants to win a JENNY TALIA pack this Christmas?? (not JT RACK – that belongs to Diamond)
You do??
Well let’s get on it then, shall we?
The first winner was Andrew Meaker – go Andy!
The second winner will be drawn THIS FRIDAY (16th Dec)
The winner will receive
WHO DARES GRINS DVD
A JT BLACK SINGLET
POSTER
CD
And all of it will be personally signed…to YOU
For those of you who still want to order the new DVD or any other merchandise – don’t forget the cut off date for Christmas orders is December 15th (Australia & NZ orders CLICK HERE) (Everywhere else, CLICK HERE to order)
To enter, just leave a comment here, telling me WHY you love me your favourite song of mine!
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
….And GO!!
I love f**k it up fridays
Hard to pic a favorite, all are great (christmas creep) tho the Bastard song stands out 🙂
My absolute fav song of urs Jen is fuck for a living I just love the shit outa that song it’s on my frequently played list on the iPod! Sad I missed out on the Melbourne shows keen to order ur DVD before nxt week 🙂 merry Christmas xox
Definitely “Wax Song (Wax Off), can relate to it bigtime, so when u send me gift pack address it care off me bath tub, ’cause I’m still fucken stuck!!!
hey Jen, my favourite is the “wax song” absolutely bloody love it, i laugh my ass off everytime i hear it
I love Wait. It makes me laugh everytime I hear it. I’m thinking of becoming a stalker because of it….;o) xxxxx
my all time fav song has to be says me Steve love that song so many good songs thou keep up the good work you and your dad are both amazing people to meet as me and my sister meet you after a show here in chch early this year thanks so much for the laughs
Hey Teresa – you’re a runner up!!
Send me through your postal address (to jenny@jennytalia.com) and I’ll get a signed DVD out to you in the mail ASAP
Merry Christmas!
JT
x
My Favourite is Wax on (Wax off) it cracks me up every time.. I so want to win that pack.. otherwise I will just have to buy it fast.. I need some great laughs right about now, going through hell with the health and it’s bloody cold out.. Can’t believe it has been nearly a year since I saw you in Chicago.. we need another show :)..
I just really want some great Aussie Humour living in small town Ohio..
Pick Me <3
well Jen it has to be wax off your actions just remind me not to try that much to mr greens disgust 🙂
Got to be camel toe, whenever I’m out and about now and I spot one I think ‘yo-yo smuggler’!! Closely followed by the dedication to UK customs you did when the refused you entry last year, bastards!!
Looking forward to seeing you back in the UK in 2012, had to travel to bloody Perth the last time to see the show!!
I’ve always loved you, but a few years ago in Cardiff, my friend told you i wanted to know what you look like because i can’t see. you held my hand, and told me you were an 11. and if i didn’t know what that is, it’s a perfect 10 who swallows. and so from that day I’ve loved you even more.
My favorite song of yours is facebook. and I’ve always loved you, but a few years ago in Cardiff, my friend told you I had been asking what you look like because I can’t see. so you took my hand, and told me you’re an 11. That if I didn’t know what that meant, it’s a perfect 10 who swallows. From this moment on I loved you even more. 🙂
hi jen
wax on wax off is my current favorite. nearly piss myself laughing every time i hear it. any way ho, ho, fucking ho….
Fav song has to be the camel toe song… every time i see a girl with one i serenade her with it… my wife nearly weys herself laughing when i do it..
G’day Jen, is hard to pick a fave one…but will go with Wax on Wax off. I pissed meself when first heard it. All your political ones get a mention to…No More Bush…Sarah Palin and the best…Bunch of Parasites. Thanks mate for you and ya dad, have kept me sane over last 25 years.
My alltime Favourite is The Facebook Song. It cracks me up everytime. Have shown freinds and my girls who all really enjoy it too.. You are very clever Jenny!!!
Hey Jen, my fav of yours is Horses Hoof, you know the one i made up my own lyrics to and sent to you 😉 Love it bcuz i know and like the original 🙂
Definately Immigration! Good on ya Jenny!
Hi Jen – so many to choose from, but ‘Chocolate’s better than sex’ is right up there! See you in the UK next year 🙂
has to be camel toe
hey mum is just one of my fav song’s and wax on the first time i heard that it was my fav, and love you live in rocky too.
Cause i’m from Kalgoorlie…………………….Nuff Said lol 🙂 Merry Xmas TJ
Hey Jen,
I not only have seen you in concert in QLD several times, i also went to the effort to fly to the states to see you in concert as well which was well worth the flight and interrogation by customs on why i was there. 😛
Everytime you have had the honour of “vommiting shit where’s the backspace key” of signing my man boobies, the first time being at Caloundra power boat club back in 2009, you will always make me laugh just like you dad always makes me laugh, Fav Song has to be either Facebook or the latest Parasite re: our illustrious leader the Red Headed Wasp!!!!
Keep up the good work and remember “Fuck em all”
Love Ya Jen
Craig
i like all your songs but my fav is horses hoof its so dam catchy find myself singing along to it all the time 🙂
i like all your songs jen but my fav is horses hoof its so dam catchy find myself singing along everytime i hear it 🙂
Haha if you’re ever feeling down and need to fish for compliments I think you’ve found the way to go about it!
I’m not entering, I just wanted to say it’s nice to see all the positive compliments and how many people love your shit.
Wishing a Merry Christmas to you and your family. Have a good one and keep smiling 😀
Favorite JT song would have to be Wait (although there is close competition!)
Favorite TJ song would have to be long last look 😉
And i do love the latest FIUF about the political parasites!
Gotta be parasites you are TOTALLY on the money there although all of your stuff is incredible was such a pleasure getting to finally meet you on saturday night cant wait to see you again
I Hope this counts, but it would be “Fuck It Up Friday #4: Immigration”
It cracks me up every time because its so apt about just about every country now… except maybe Iran.
It’s a song which sums up my opinion Be-yewt-fully!
Mines grocery shopping blues. Defo at this time of year and add to the fact I work in a supermarket. I totally relate to this song
Definately has to be the “Bastard” song – especially since you signed my T-shirt with the same words in Pietermaritzburg 😉
JENNY! All your songs are bloody fan-smeggin-tastic! They always fix my shitty/upset/grumpy Moods! You are the source of all my top payouts (i always win with them), a daily fix of Jenny Talia, and ya can’t go wrong, my Dr says.. A JennyTalia song a day keeps the Blues Away!
but it is SO hard to choose just one; there are way too many good songs…
Most hit the nail on the head with all my ex’s LoL for example..
BASTARD ~ Fucking Bastard!! There is only room for one arsehole in my pants
HORSES HOOF! ~ I probably shoulda known when I saw him grab the carrot
IT WAS OVER ~ well when ya HOT, then ya HOT can’t blame him!
DAJA VU ~ Kiss my Arse and while ya down there read my lips!
HOW CAN I BE UNDER YOU ~ So True!
THINGS IN HIDDEN SPACES ~ Also So True! No guy can beat the Rabbit!
Which brings us to CHOCOLATES BETTER THAN SEX ~ it really is!
Then there is NICE GIRLS ~ they don’t have fun
FUCK FOR A LIVING ~ is just a classic that everyone can sing along to (although I’ve been caught out singing it at work, and as I am a teacher probably not the best song for work haha)
And OH WHAT A SHITTY DAY ~ Had many of those days. Never drinking again… until next time!
And then after I didn’t think it was possible to write anything more funnier, you come out with the new album…
WAIT! ~ been there done that! Bloody funny song!
NOT GONNA GIVE YOU! ~ Funny as FUCK! (don’t know where I got that saying from, who thinks a FUCK is funny? Unless ya need tweezers & Magnify glass)
And FACEBOOK ~ Cracked a moisty on Facebook HAHA CLASSIC!
AND if Friday isn’t already the best day of the week, you top it off with “fuck it up Fridays” ~ every one PURE GOLD!!!…
But I especially love Smells Like Poo, Fucked GPS, and Hey there Mister… BUT the best one of all *Drum Roll Please* ….
JENNY TALIA FUCK IT UP FRIDAY # 3 ~ NOTHING COULD BE FINER!!!! Enough said! 🙂
Keep up the good work Jenny xx
fave song has to be “waiting” reminds me of someone i once knew, maybe you knew her too which gave you the idea ! keep ’em coming Jenny xxx
hey jen, my favourite song is wax on wax off!! though could listen to them all over and over! 🙂 also just so ya know its my 30th birthday on the 16th of dec! what a wicked pressie!! 😉 also, merry christmas to you and yours! xx
Hi Jenny,
Love your work. My favourite song to date would have to be “WAIT”. During the day at work in my deli, I find myself singing it to responses of WTF? from my staff 😀
Ok … way too easy … CAMEL TOE … I lived in Ireland (Cork) for 4 years and it’s full of Polish people! Everytime I hear it, I crack up thinking about all the Polish women we used to see with “a front bum wedgie screaming. “look at me!””!!! It’s funny cos it’s true!!!! It’s even become a theme song in the studio!
Hi Jenny ,my fave song of yours has to be horses hoof ,no camel toe,no wait a mo……facebook ? aw fuck it ,they are all brill .
G’day Jenny.
I think I’m gonna have to say my favourite song of yours is going to have to be “Bastards”. Not just because it’s geniously written, performed by a master and is absolute comedy gold. But also because when I came to see you perform last year your ripped the shit out of me and my mate and sang that song about us. It was hilarious.
Will be coming to see you again next year with your dad’s last tour of UK. It’s an absolute shame that I won’t be able to see one of his shows again after next year, but as long as you are still touring the UK after it won’t be so bad. One true Australian legend stops another Legend steps up. You rock.
Catch ya next year. X
TOBY!! You’re a runner up dude!!
Send me through your postal address (jenny@jennytalia.com) and I’ll get a signed DVD out to you ASAP
Merry Christmas!
JT
x
Hi Jen,
Saw you in South Africa and gave your dad his first pair of SA tits, they were a plastic set we (myself and my mate Darren) bought from the party shop round the corner from Joe Parkers comedy club in Monte Casino!
Anyway, watching you for the first time that night I have to say my favourite song of yours that hit us was “Camel Toe”. Just the way you express that song is fucken brilliant!
Ayway, take care!
JENNY I’m a whinging POM,and I love all the material you do,I even sent a copy of your “DAVID BECKHAM” song to the ENGLISH F.A. and asked them if they could use it as the official song for the world cup in SOUTH AFRICA,as you can guess I got no response but I bet behind closed doors they play it secretly and have a good laugh,as to my favourite song of yours well thats a hard one,depending on what is going on and my mood for any particular day it changes,but as a consistent theme FUCK IT UP FRIDAY’S is hard to beat as they are of the moment,SARAH PALIN was a master stroke,CAMEL TOE because we have all seen them,PAMELA LEE just inspired,TRASHVILLE WANKERS a superb swipe at rednecks and I have met a few when in the USA,SAYS-A-ME STEVE just pure genius,OH DONALD fucking ace,10 THINGS we know all you girls have these lists but they always go unspoken,NO MORE BUSH how right on the money was this,WAX SONG makes you cringe laugh,and wince all at the same time,HORSES HOOF just makes me laugh out loud every time I play it,but at this moment in time the one that stands out more is SHITTY DAY,because the way banks and governments seem to have shat on all of us recently most of us are having more and more of these,but the one that gets us all through is “FUCK FOR A LIVING” because the way things are going a lot more of us will have to do something similar just to survive plus it’s a 2 fingers up to the establishment.
Definitely wax on / wax off. Cause I was STUPID enough to try it! ALL HAIL THE RAZOR!
Heya Jenny,
My favourite song of yours is Facebook. That was the song I was singing and dancing to in West Ham station which got me some funny looks lol.
Merry Christmas to you Jeenny and hopefully I’ll see you next year in merry old England XD
Have fun
Michael
It’s gotta be Camel Toe love, who doesn’t love a Camel Toe? 🙂 Merry Christmas! xo
Hi jen,
As u know I love all your songs and you of cause, my phone is dedecated to you my all time favourite song would be WAIT as when i saw u at bankstown u where shocked that i know the song as at that time it was not released, would love to have on of ur t-shirts, dave and I wish u and ur family a merry christmas xoxoxoxoxo
Hi Jenny My favourite song is Camel Toe because I posted it to a wall of a friend of hours who was having a rough time and a song of yours was the first thing I thought of to cheer her up. It did the trick too. Plus I also love because you performed it at South Adelaide Football club when I saw you and completely shot down these rude bitches trying to heckle.
Hi Jenny, I LOVE all your songs and have 4 of your cd’s (2 of them signed at your shows). But I would have to say my favourite is Chocolates Better Than Sex, I just love the lyrics in that! Coming a close second is 10 Things, absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! Have a great Xmas and New Year, and see you at your next show in Perth 🙂
I love cameltoe ever since I saw you singing it over here in th UK. I adore your other stuff too but that one stuck with me. Looking forward to next years gigs over here.
My favourite just has to be Fuckwit.
Hope you manage to get into the UK next year hun, would love to see you in person.
Have a good christmas x
Horses Hoof bcuz its the greatest cover in history!
it HAS to be Bastard!
Nadolig Llawern a Blwydden Newydd Dda
xxxxxx