I should maybe call this ‘shit’ pic, not hit pic
Cause it’s Macaroni’s turn to have the gastro bug that hit Macaroni & me last week
She’s been a trooper about it though
And by trooper, I mean WAY better at puking than Magoo. Like, no mess anywhere. Nada. Awesomesauce
Which is WAY better than puke-sauce. In pink shag pile carpet. I’m talking to YOU Magoo
Macaroni even survived me not letting her go to school
Yay for iPads, DSs, fishtanks & Kindles
And jigsaw puzzles, that I offered to sit down and help her with but, “…Mum, it’s really a lot easier and faster if you don’t help”
Oh, and yay for me. Who went out in the sub-freezing temps and snow, to meet Macaroni’s teacher and pick up today’s school work for her.
Because I offered to get her anything she wanted today. Chicken soup maybe?
Nope, she chose math & literature
So even without going to school, she sat and did hours of school work
By choice
Not sure where she gets the ‘learn-y’ gene from. But boy, does she have it bad
With me being Captain Pukey McShitmapants last Tuesday, Magoo on Friday and Macaroni starting last night
My calculations tell me that Diamond will be having the *MAN version of said ‘bug’ later this week
Guess I better notify the hospital
*pussy
Poor Macaroni 🙁 Hope she feels better soon. xx
This ‘bug’ is ‘Einsteinitis’…When passed on to a man it mutates into ‘Sook Syndrome’ – best to isolate the man…