I’ve never really understood people’s need to cover their car in stickers
Like I want the opinion of a stranger, when I’m looking at his arse at a red light
Because 9 times out of 10, I don’t agree with their crap and slogans and political points of view
And by the time that light turns green, I’m ready to ram ’em
Or at least gun it past them while giving them my best DILLIGAF salute
And then came these..
The ‘stick figure family stickers’
I know you’ve seen them
They’re fucking everywhere
And yes, I hate them
Very, very much
I don’t understand the point of these
None of my friends have them on their cars because they’re fucking normal so I can’t ask them
I promise not to give you shit if you can explain the purpose of them to me
‘Cause I do not, for the life of me, understand WHY you would put stickers on the back of your car to indicate how many kids / dogs / husbands you have
Maybe I’m being a bit Judgy McJudgston over here (how unusual)
But they just come across as really stupid
And then you see people who are all, well I WANT stick family stickers on my car too
But mine are going to be cool ones!
No they’re NOT
Really….who gives a fuck?
Not me
I don’t give a shit how many people you popped out your vag
Or how many pets you have
Cars are for driving
Not for talking on phone
Not for eating your meals in
Or doing your make up
And not NOT NOT for showing the car behind you a 2D drawing (that a 3 year could do better) of whoever the fuck has the same last name as you
I realise it’s a bit tragic just how irritated these make me
I hope they’re a fad that dies a sudden death and never gets repeated
Unlike fluro leg warmers and side ponytails
Which, it turns out, are even MORE fab the second time around
Especially for soccer mums / comedians / opinionated moles like myself
TRUST ME.
And no, you can’t see a photo of me right now
the only sticker on our car is “DONT STEAL …… THE GOVERNMENT HATES THE COMPETITION”
hahhahah best read ever…fucking so true
It’s a bit sad how pissed off I get about it though x
Love it! I feel exactly the same!
I KNEW I wasn’t the only one … yay!
I must admit I want http://www.dragtimes.com/images-classifieds-large/MAKING-MY-FAMILY-STICKER-DECAL-4-HOLDEN-V8-HSV-HRT-FPV-for-sale_190601571613.jpg
there ya go Amber!!
I have a stick family sticker but mines of a stick man shooting another and it reads “F**k you stick family” I hate them and theyre everywhere
I wouldn’t fuck with you on the road Erin!
You’ve made Petes day!!! He hates those stickers! But he reckons u need a true nuclear family…. Lots of different wives snd husbands all shagging each other! He is now ranting about these stickers while he is in the shower ” there is something psychologically wrong with these people…. Screwed up mother fuckers with stickers”….. Aaahhhhhh you’ve made his day…. Now I’ve just gotta listen to it for the next week! Lucky I love ya!!! Xxxxx
Nothing I love better than getting your boy all riled up…and being thousands of miles away! You’re welcome x
I only have them so I remember how many people are in the car when it rolls over.
well I guess it’s OK if they’re there for ‘safety’ purposes.
I have a Eureka flag on my car because being an australian here is a novelty. But I hate those stickers
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!
OI OI OI !
i have a few stickers …one says “i love my jennytalia….the other says “dilligaf” …and the 3rd is a dinosaur eating a stick figure family member and titled i fuckin ate your stupid family ….my man has one stick figure man shooting the others sayin no one gives a f***k about you family ….my sorta stickers
ha! Mine too!!
I KNEW we had some common ground … besides the whole chardonnay, Baileys thing. I do have a sticker advertising our breed of cattle. But it’s groovy and silver (a little like me!). So that makes it okay.
😉
BB
yes, it’s not a stick cow, with a stick farmer – so you’re all good BB! x
Stick figure familys + frangipanis *shudders
But I love my ‘fuck your family’ sticker 🙂
+ frangipanis? That’s just fucking wrong !