It was my last day of filming here in Scotland today
For those that don’t already know, CLICK HERE to see what we’ve been up to
Part of my day consisted of me getting a lesson in Highland Dancing because Dad thought it would be funny and obviously likes to fuck with me
Let me tell you, that shit is H-A-R-D
Like, boob bouncing huffing and puffing hard
It’s going to take me longer than I thought to make the Olympic squad
I may have quit after 7 minutes
You’ll get to see the footage of me jumping around like an epileptic mid seizure when the show comes out next year
In the meantime, just know
That I got OWNED by Jeanie, the 76 year old dance instructor
Even though her and Jennifer (the one in the tartan that is not me CAN dance) tried to go easy on me
But, but BUT!
I’m pretty sure they don’t give trophies out to dicktards who can’t dance
Fuck off, they DON’T!
I used to live in Scotland and I never got any trophies after village dances….except the bruises on me arse….was I doing it wrong??!! Glad you enjoyed Haggis land, it’s a great place :0) xxx
I think it was technically a, ‘poor git doesn’t have a clue’ trophy. Fuck it, I’m keeping it anyway!
Sounds like you had a blast anyway! Can’t wait to see the footage of it! I’ll make sure I have a spare pair of undies handy when watching it lmao! x
…they probably should have given me a bigger trophy…ha!
yeah probably should have, but then they could have given you one that said how awesome you are! Hmm next idea for my next pressie maybe! lol! x
Feckin’ LEGEND! Next: ‘Dancing With The Stars”…I DARE YOU! 🙂
Oh GAWD Miss Jane!! I know I love the glitz and the tarty look – but I’d need more than 2 thermos lids and a bandaid (disguised as a ‘costume’) before you’d see me wiggling my bits on the telly!
Your questionable ‘wiggly bits’ would be firm as an excited schoolboy at a strip joint when it was over…Go on…APPLY! I’d even vote! 😀