too good to be toosday

People say that Wednesday is hump day, as in halfway through the working week blah blah shut your whinging
Personally, I’ve always thought that Tuesday is a much harder day to get through. I mean, Sunday you’re usually hangover as a motherfucker, which leaves you still pretty spaced out on Monday.
But by Tuesday, you’ve totally sobered up. And you’re all, what is this fuckery?
There’s no good news on TV (is there ever?), politicians are still dickwads…AND….the Olympics aren’t even shown LIVE for fuck’s sake!
Yes peeps….life truly can be bullshit sometimes
Then comes TOO GOOD TO BE TOOSDAY!!
A little giveaway *every week or so (*when I remember) to turn that hole in your face into a smile!
Best part?
YOU tell ME what you want!!
A CD or DVD….your choice
And to enter, you just have to leave a comment
Too fucking easy, right?
AMIRIGHT?!?!?!

This week, just leave a comment telling me what your favourite swear word is.
I’ll even go first….mine, is FUCKTARD!
It’s that easy!
So leave a comment, and I’ll pick a winner in the next 24 hours.

Happy TOO GOOD TO BE TOOSDAY peeps!! 

UPDATE: The winning entry is….are you ready for it…
COCK-JUGGLING-THUNDER-CUNT! I have said it at least 20 times since I first read it. I think I have a new favourite on my hands. Fucking hilarious! Congrats to Ian Mann!! Your DVD is in the mail, you funny bastard.

83 comments

  1. I’d love to win a DVD Jenny, I have all your CD’s, autographed too!!! I even had your dad sign my boob at the Pig and Whistle (drank a bit too much that night!!) ha ha ha!! Please please please!!!

  2. Hey gorgeous… I’m gonna have to go for a phrase because sometimes one word just isn’t enough… “Cock-juggling-thunder-cunt” is mine my dear! Definitely takes people aback! I’m happy with whatever you throw my way 😉 loves ya xx

  3. my word of the day is > scheizekopf

    Thanks to my year 8 german teacher for letting this slip during one of your stressfull classes im not a shit head lol.

  4. my favourite swear word today is CUNT I had used it 4 times before lunch.
    See you in Peterborough the day before my old bastard of a husband birthday

  5. I dunno. I’m quite fond of every word, compound word and variation of FUCK – but BASTARD is going to be my answer.

    It makes me think of you, Jenny! *laughs* I remember the first time I heard you and your music. There was a DJ at a small gathering – a friend of mine – and he sent out a song to me, saying it reminded him of me. And it was the Bastard Song.

    For two solid weeks after, I peppered every sentence I spoke with, “Bastard”. *laughs*

  6. My favorite word, apart from Fucktard, is Spazwank. I would love a DVD if I was to win. I have all your cd’s so far. Can’t wait to see you live, hoping you come to Dubbo NSW one day soon.

  7. DVD would be lovely. Been trying to download it free for ages but the pirates haven’t got you yet!! =).

    ‘ere Jen, remember in Glenrothes in Scotland when you accepted the marriage proposal on my behalf? Well we’re married now and look at the surname I’ve ended up with. He’s the sorta male-Shiela for me tho.

  8. living the dream in Austin Texas USA – send some Jenny Talia culture this way so i can start to educate the yanks

  9. Was in my local pub one time and one of the drunken local woman came up with a new word. She was telling people not to be a dickass. So that is my entry.

  10. Jen,
    aside from all the classics, there is the massive list of words that you and dad have taught all of us new ways to use… So, a few favs….
    sperm guzzler
    knob flexor (gym junkie)
    tunnel cunt
    chewing the chop (cunnilingus)
    fuck stain
    would love a Cd, thanks.

  11. Hi Jenny, can’t wait for u and ur dad to return to Perth. Mmm favourite swear word
    Would be D I L L I G A F!!! I say it lots!!

  12. Ok so my favourite swearword is in fact fucktard! I love it but just to show Im not just copying u my 2nd favourite swearword is bollox (or buggery bollox depending on my mood) a new cd would be great from u. I have 2 & am slowly building up my collection. Im coming to see u & ur dad in October & I can’t Fucking wait!!!

  13. Hey Jen, my fave would have to be Dickhead. If I win I wouldnt mind your first cd coz I don’t have it as yet! Love ya work mate 😀 xx

  14. Dvd please…..
    Looking forward to seeing you and your dad in Shrewsbury …. Bringing my mum and dad along this Time too and they/we can’t fucking wait !!

  15. DILLIGAF Says it all as far as I am concerned,1 most dickheads would not watch you or your dads shows or listen to your music,2 Politicians speak so much bull shit it’s a wonder they can taste their food any more,3 The pc morons would try and ban everything they did not agree with which would end free speech for the rest of us,4 if you think not being able to see the olympics live on tv is a problem it seems here it does not matter what channel you turn on too it’s like it’s the only thing thats going on in the world,so thank fuck for cd,s and dvd,s at least I have free choice over these 5Can’t wait to get my hands on you’re dvd when you visit CROYDON,Tuesday is a fuck it day.

  16. Jenny!!

    It has to be BOLLOCKS!!!!

    And today is my birthday!! Surely that deserves a little gift??? (and I’m not fussy cd or DVD I love all your stuff!!)

  17. Jen, it’s got be BASTARD.
    That’s because when people call me a BASTARD! I say I can prove it as I have a piece off paper from Clerkenwell Court, 1963 stating that I am a BASTARD and FUCKING PROUD! CD or DVD please Jen. Xx

  18. Cocklord – generally issued toward a male. Can’t remember where it came from, but it’s been in for my vocab for a number of years.

    DVD please

  19. Hey Jen, my favourite swear word is plain “fuck”! You can use it any way you like, with what ever word you like, it helps to emphasize words, like Jen you’re awesome, or Jen, you’re fucking awesome!
    Would love a cd 🙂 so that way when I’m driving, can turn it up loud an all these country bumpkins where I live won’t know what the fuck hit them!

  20. I’ve booked my tickets for Blackpool. Can’t wait to see some fellow Kalgoorlie ites.
    As for favourite swears ,,,,, don’t forget my hat, ya fuckin re-treads lol

  21. I think this week, my favorite swear-type word is Cunt…. As in… That douche is such a stunned Cunt….

    Anywho…. I know you’re not the one who Can’t Understand Normal Thinking… so.. if I were to win, I would really appreciate the CD 🙂

    Thanx for the opportunity to play 🙂

  22. Like you my fave swear word is FUCKTARD. Closely followed by FUCKWIT and FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK. There’s a trend there (no wonder my toddler is so fluent)
    I have almost all if your cd’s (iTunes) so I would LOVE a dvd

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