There have been a lot of people asking where they can get hold of the new album in CD format. It’s been available on iTunes since last month, but as of TODAY, for those who like ‘kickin’ it old school’ you can buy the CD of F.O.C.U.S. through the website. Huzzah!!
JUST CLICK HERE!
You can also get hold of all the swag that’s been released for the UK/Ireland Tour
T-Shirts, beanies, stickers, tattoos (fake ones, because real ones hurt YO! And I am a pussy)JUST CLICK HERE!
To make it all a little bit more exciting – although I’m not sure how much more excitement I need tonight after some drunk dude just snuck in backstage and barged into my dressing room scaring the shit out of me.
Enough to make me spill my wine, for fuck’s sake.
Although not enough to make me put my clothes on.
Fuck him, why shouldn’t HE suffer too?
Anyhoo, to enter to win some F.O.C.U.S. swag, just leave a comment here. Any comment at all!
I’ll pick a winner at random on Friday
I might even pick TWO!
UPDATE: WInner, winner chicken dinner! Congrats to DANNY HODGSON from the UK & KELLY FERRET from Australia….you guys BOTH have a F.O.C.U.S. SWAG pack on it’s way to you….fuck yeah!!!
wish i hadn’t shared this link – bastards!
AND I AM NOT A FUCKEN SPAMMER! I swear – stop fucken askin me!
If you don’t repost this comment to 12693 people in the next 10 seconds and if it fails to win free shit Australia will be stuck with Julia WillnotgetyouHard as PM for the next 69 years. And she’ll tax piss and swearing and stuff.
You and Kev kicked arse at Pompey….
I got a copy of the cd couple weeks ago electronically. funny stuff as usual. can’t wait till ypu tour oz again
I neeeeed to win so that I don’t even have to talk to stupid people…..they can just read the merch! Loved seeing you in Hastings, my face has just about stopped aching from laughing so much! xx
piss funny….
I lurve you Jenny
….In a strictly platonic, non freaky, admiration for your awesome humour and talent way..
Pretty please, with a bag of maltesers, I can’t wait to see you and kev back home. Have fun, and travel safe…Cheers to all 😀
Hey jen its great to have you back here in blighty…….so sad its your dads last one aswell but i hope your gonna be back…..you have been inspirational over the last few yearsand we will miss the old one and holly etc but we get you yay
cant wait to catch ur show again….ur rude crude n vulgar n I love it
F*ck you cuz ur stoopid is Jenny’s new song.
On Kev’s ‘Cop u Later’ tour,
Can’t wait for Glasgow, got me seats
U cannae hold me back.
So all I need is Kev n Jen for some good old Aussie craic!
Enjoyed seeing you at Hastings. Was my first night out since my daughter was born. She enjoyed her time in your car with your girls!
Hey Jen, I absolutely love everything you do! And I can relate so much! Cant wait to see you in Truro next weekend!
I think i should win so I can make my hubby jealous with all my new swag!!
Best wishes Tanya xx
Smelly Socks. Just what is on my nose at this time.
Every time I think back to July 2010, when you and your dad had a gig here in Gore, I giggle my arse off! When are you guys coming back over here to NZ? Almost summer, so you won’t need as many jumpers as you needed last year!
Love ya work.
Cheers,
Lynn Clearwater
when you say jumpers…….do you really mean sheep? I’m sure I heard that line in the great aussie porno,,,Debbie does Darwin.
looking forward to seeing you and kev next month if i wnl i will get you to sign it in t wells lol xxx
watchin your progress across the waters, and good to know that we are not the only deviates who like you and ya dad. hope you are having a ball, cant wait till you get back downunder … love reading the shit you post, and the fuck it up friday songs too xx
i would love a set i just love u guy pllzzz was alsome to see u both in southend on sea xx
Winning f.o.c.u.s swag would make my Friday a great Friday not a f**ked up Friday 😉
random comment.
think i deserve this for u signing my shirt saying im gay!!…news for u jenny ive never fucked a poofter but fucked a bloke who has! haha gotta love u and ya dad!!
you n yr dad are fucken awesum
Hi Jen
Saw your show in Croydon last night and it was the fucking nuts! Seriously I haven’t laughed so hard since my wife fell 40ft off a hotel balcony in Spain because she was fucking about (pissed out her head)
Anyway I need to win this competition just because what I’m writing is a load of bollocks and I have nothing better to do with my time today and also because every competition I enter I never win fuck all. So cut me a break here and let me win this competition as that way I can at least say to my (now fucked up) wife that because of her doing a swallow dive off a hotel balcony I have won some cool fucking stuff.
If you’re still reading this then my literary skills are way better than I thought they was.
Take care and I’ll see you next year.
Danny.
Yo Danny!! You WON!!!
Drop me an email with your address and tshirt size, and we’ll get the swag out to you ASAP x
Love it
am I too late……..
twas the wine confusing me as to where I had to come to, to find the right page lol
Happy days !
i love u guys please come back to nz
just throught id try my luck to see if i could win but ha ho can always get some from the cardiff show on the 16th oct lol cant wait
Please come home soon we miss you
See you next month! May bring you some cakey/bakey delights. It’ll be my first night out with my husband since our anniversary in April 2011! Where do we decide to go – to see you and your da putting the world to rights ;o)
you and your old man crack me up.your both bloody helarious cheers from tony .
Please please do the 50 shades song at your Felixstowe venue
Can’t wait to see you again
Jen you and your dad are amazing.I know your dad is a sucker for big tits so do you know what Hestia stands for.Holds.Every.Size.Tit.In.Australia.Hestia.
Perhaps the drunk dude who barged into your dressing room was after the S.W.A.G …… Some Wankers Are Gormless (maybe a follow up to F.O.C.U.S.?)
Keep up the good work Jenny! x
A great show in Pompey the other night. Absolutely loved your 50 shades song! All the best x
Hi Jen
We miss you here in South Africa. Hope to see you soon.
Safe Journey.
I Need a New Shirt !!!!!!!
I haven’t had this much fun since grandma prolapsed.
You and your dad rocked at Croydon.. It was Vicki’s first time in seeing you both.. She absolutely loved adored you lol.. She already has plans to see you next year when you come back.. Thanks for a great night out
I *NEED* F.O.C.U.S. stuff several times a day, every day with the people I seem to encounter (and to advertise the funniest woman around!) – but couldn’t afford to buy any at the shows 🙁
well would like to win a tee shirt so i can give to my wife so she will have somethink coooool to wear when you come to kettring
LOVED you at Southend-on-Sea. I hope you come back and tour the UK again soon, if they let you in!!!! xx
looking forward to seeing you in Felixtowe next month
See you tonight at the Beck… We cant wait xx
You should have a warning on your flyers…bring spare undies cause you’ll piss yourself laughing!
Hi Jenny, hope your having a blast! Your flyers should come with a spare undies warning cause last time I saw you I pissed myself a little bit! Oopsy
O went to the show last night and fucking loved it! Especially the Essex girl song! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Wouldn’t mind a.free gift 🙂 it’s always a plus. Can’t wait till my son is old enough to share this with!!
Think.i should win a prize..BASTARD!!lol…cracks me up every time
See you when you come to Essex!!
i love ya just focus will ya
Hey I couldn’t give a fuckin rats arse mate if I win the SWAG or not, just wanted to see my name on the internet and not on a register lol……. See you in Basingstoke in November….
Whenever I feel down I stick on a bit of Jenny Talia and it cheers me up no end. Absolutely gutted that I can’t get tickets to see you and Kev in the UK for his final tour, but will be first in line when you hit our shores again. x
The bastard made you spill your wine! what a cunt!
Does he not know that wine is the juice of the gods.
Jenny i may be to late to enter this comp, i don’t give a flying fuck lol. As long as i still got to comment bout that tosser lol, does he not know if you going to break in do it with style and while you on stage paint the room red and buy the biggest dildo you could find and pour you a wine for when you finished on stage lol. You are amazing and i glad someone is just as god as your dad, it is going to be a sad day when he hangs up the guitar.
Much love wilsons!
love your music!
FIFTY SHADES OF JENNY TALIA U FUCKIN FOCUS MAID COP U LATER THATS WHAT I AM TALKIN ABOUT DOWN PLYMOUTH
Instead of Fuck it up Friday, how about Fanny up Friday. It has a nice nose to it!
ewww….I’ll let you put that on YOUR website Dennis!