bristol, brilliant.

There’s been lots of cool tattoos on the tour so far
But last night in Bristol, were my faves!

If you’re a fan of my song Camel Toe and wanted to get a tattoo to represent that
Uncross your legs and put away the razor!
You don’t have to go near your vajay jay!
Thankyoubabyjesus.
Just get a CAMEL tattooed on your TOE
Problem solved! (up there for thinking, down there for dancing…woo)

And then if we ever meet, I can sign your (preferably washed and not smelly) foot! 
Happy to say that the feet in Bristol pass the test. No nose-holding necessary.
Thank you Kira!!

Anna and Kris have been coming to our shows in the U.K. for years
And we got to catch up with them last week in Swindon

They’d messaged me on Facebook, to let me know they were coming along to Bristol as well (& bringing Mum!)
They seemed very excited and couldn’t wait to show us a ‘surprise’
And a surprise it was
New tattoos
Not just any tattoos either
A D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. one for Kris
And for Anna, the first ever F.O.C.U.S tattoo!
First REAL one. ‘Cause I had the pussy version in Croydon
Thanks Bristol, possibly the loudest crowd yet. We loved it!
And thanks for the tattoos, we REALLY fucking love them!