Nearly 24,000 views and counting?
Wowsers.
I thought I’d celebrate by giving away the books I used in the video
The complete 50 SHADES trilogy!
One of them may have got wet in the bath scene
With WATER , don’t panic.
If you’ve already read them, you could totally use them as a prezzy for a pervey mate or family member this Christmas you tightwad.And ladeez, if you’re waiting for me to giveaway the
mammoth monster purple beast, you’ll be waitin’ a while…..’cause
A) that’s unhygienically bleck
B) it’s in the garbage
and
C) UN-HY-GEEE-NIC!
(PS you can BUY a NEW one HERE)
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To enter, just leave a comment either here, or on the YouTube page
I’ll pick one at random NEXT FRIDAY…
Thanks again for watching and sharing the vid
And for helping to make my latest album, F.O.C.U.S. my most successful yet!
PS – This will be the first of MANY giveaways this December
Because if you know me, you know I love the motherfucking SHIT out of Christmas….so it’s time to get a giddyup on the gift giving!!
UPDATE – REBECCA JONES is the winner winner chicken dinner!! Onya Bec, enjoy the books!
that was AWESOME….lol…LOVED it!….Oh i dont need the books i have them…and they were FABULOUS 😉
Lol you rock.
My mother just finished reading this series, but these would make her laugh – I swore I’d never read the series!
Tada, a comment 😀
love you jenny hope to see you next year with the old man as your roadie xxx
Hi Jenny,
As much as i love the shit out of your F.O.C.U.S album, i still love the good old faithful Bastard lol and hey mum, and i have the books read them within a week, but the best song so far of yours is 50 shades lol, its so what the book is like.
Keep up the good work!
read the first 2 – waiting to read the 3rd! pick me!! LOL
You rock jenny see u in the new year!!! happy christmas!!
Not sure if I should be sending this….the last time I read a dirty book…after a week….the fella started barricading himself in the bathroom! lol
I do not won’t your purple beast but the books will be good love your f.o.c.u.s cd hope to see you in UK in 2013
Bugger the books they don’t turn me on like you do lol. i would be happy with a hat
Awesome song!! Loving the album too, have to play it LOUD 😉 xx
well JEN you’ve done it again,a good year of FUCK IT UP FRIDAYS,climax of the year was seeing YOU and KEV at FAIRFIELDS HALLS in CROYDON,and then you have the audacity to give us a cracking good album and 50 SHADES probably the single of the year even though here it won’t get radio time,but the word will be spread to the rest of the non PC world and beyond,have a great CHRISTMAS with your family where ever you have it,looking forward to seeing you next time you are over,by the way a mate of mine has been converted and loves all the stuff YOU and KEV do.
luvd seeing u and ur dad on the cop u later tour in Glasgow must admit 50 shades is 1 of my fav songs from ur f.o.c.u.s album 🙂 looking 4ward 2 seeing u again nxt year xx
Neva had an interest in readin the books, people became like sheep around me readin em cus everyone else was.
But LOVE ur song makes me laff so much and mite have to read em sooner or later to enjoy ur song even more!! baaa!! 🙂 XX
Love the latest album, love 50 shades song, was wonderful seeing you in Felixstowe this year. See you next year.
Pick me …… Laters baby !!!!!
I hope there is no naughty gunk stuck to the books Jen! Love ya loads hun and can’t wait to see you back in the uk next year. I’m gonna get all the girls together and have a girls night out at your gig. Have a fab crimbo at home with the family and enjoy the rest, you deserve it. Give your dad a hug from me too xxxxx
Hard to believe it’s 18 months since you and your dad were here in Gore, NZ. Still giggle every time I think of either of you! Can’t wait for you to come back again, Jen! Fabulous show!
Anyhow, I’d just love to win the 50 Shades books you use in the song/vid.
Love,
Lynn [AussieLynn]
The books are good but the video and song are better! Must have watched it 50 times!
This song is awesome just like you, I haven’t read these books yet but everyone I know who has said they are a great read. Can’t wait til your uk tour next year xxx
You should pick me as I have shamed myself publicly showing your clip on my facebook page to my Mum & baby group, cos some of them are so stuck up I thought you would lighten them up abit xx Found a few new mates now though 🙂 and told the rest to FOCUS xx
Hi Jen, u certainly inherited ur dads Levis(jeans)..funny as Fu** .can’t wait to c u again next year.can’t think of a camel without pi***** my self laughing.take care.Lee
hi jen the mrs would love the books !!!!!!!!!!!!! cant wait till next year when ya get back to lowestoft
Loved the show in Swindon, great!
Have read the books, on my phone, but would like to win them anyway lol
Keep up the good work jen, hope to c ya on ur tour next year!!! Xxx
Ohh I haven’t read the books yet. Probably the only one who hasn’t. Hahaha. However. Have you thought about making ur own set of book like the 50 shades if grey. I’d definitely fucking read that. U bloody horn bag :). Keep up the great work Jenny :). All the best.
Jenny it’s Kevin from the uk that traveled 300 miles to see you and your dad in Dunfermline please can I get one of the copy’s you have please
Love the song, absolutely crack up at the video. Can’t wait for more
Fab song I do not know how you managed to keep a straight face! See you when you come back to the UK x
Heck, I have gotta say they are good books but the song makes me laugh like nothing else!! Jen, I’d love to be picked…..but ya can keep the purple beast ta muchly lolol x
I’m game for a competition why not?
Your the first person I saw live. You have paved the way to a better musical future xx
Foking great!
Read em twice….. Love em and think the fella loved that i loved em 😉 oh yea…. He must have coz i got a 50 shades bubba due in april…. Will prob tell the gynaes to FOCUS!!!
Your awesome love your songs x
Saw you in Birmingham, bloody amazing, hopefully see you again soon x
Yo Yo Yo Jen would love to add these to my collection of ya stuff…………………just not in a pervy way i hasten to add lol xx
Kate Middleton read the books and look what happened to her.
If I win would you and the old man sign them so I can auction them off for charity – might even make the trademe cool auctions lol!
great lyrics you got it spot on
Congratulations on a successful tour here in the UK.
Thank you once again to everyone who helped make this tour fantastic and what a great send off (from UK) your dad got. Really pleased I got to attend twice… Peterborough and Felixstowe. I’m still working on getting Slinky to agree that we can all use his place for your tour next year.
Me and my wife love you to bits Jen. Thanks for improving the sex lives of so many Brits! That was what you set out to do wasn’t it??lol
After hearing your song and all the hype I think I need to get my bath water on the still perfect pages..
I have no need to wtch the video after seeing you doing it live in KINGS LYNN CORN EXCHANGE! I have those sweet wonderful memories! And it’s also on the DVD I puchased!
I want to be entered please love love u I saw u in basingstoke (amazing) p.s if I win can u sign them please 🙂
Lmfao … Funni shit, gotta love it …
Hey!! I reckon I have shared the shit outta this song.. And camel toe and the wax song 🙂 … Only issue is I have never read 50 shades :-/ reckon I must be the only woman in the world who hasn’t yet lol … Do a girl a favour huh?!?! My husband may be a very grateful man 🙂
I LOVE your work Jenny! You and your dad have kept me smiling and laughing my ass of in the car since i was a kid! Thank you heaps for everything!
I loved ur show when u were in Ipswich especially when u called my EX husband and the bloke next to him “dumb and Dumber….you couldn’t of said it any better about him..described him to a T, now theres no sex but there is plenty of chocolate, I havn’t got the books so would love 1 to get some sort of sex in my life..even if its just reading about it 🙂
yeah you expect me to believe that its in the garage purple myrtle i dont think so lmaoor maybe its burnt out lmao