cat lady?

I was thinking the other day about the new iphone that’s coming out

I was telling mum if I got one, I’d like a leopard print cover for it, so it’d be easy to spot in my handbag that’s chock full of crap

Mum tried to shoot me down in flames gently suggested that maybe I have enough animal print stuff already

Me – too much?

Wonder what makes her think that?

I mean I have a couple of things with me that are leopard print 

Three things if you want to be pissy about it

And at home I have leopard print dresses, boots, shoes, tights, hats, bags and way more stuff

But I live by the Dolly Parton rules of fashion

Her mantra,

They say less more

I say fuck less, more is more

And I go for MORE every time

OK, so maybe Dolly didn’t use the ‘F’ bomb

But you get my point, right?