rules to live by

One of the things I love about my job is that I can pretty much do my own thing

Obviously I have to be at work at a certain time every night and stuff like that

But other than that, I don’t have any rules and stuff to ignore abide by

Like tonight in Ballarat

Got to play at an amazing theatre that’s over 100 years old

Really beautiful room to work in, great crowd

A top night all ’round

But once I got off stage I saw this

And this and this

And THIS and THIS

 

Fuck me!

AND THIS & THIS

  

And let’s not forget

There was actually MORE signs than this but I can’t be fucked putting them all on here ran out of room

I mean, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me seriously??

I took this job for the lack of rules

And I’ve had more rules thrown at me tonight than I have in the last 5 years!

 

But it really is OK – ’cause I really did have a ball tonight

And anyway,

I told the staff here that I can’t READ & they believed me!!

** live shots courtesy of Dad (like you couldn’t tell!)