little favour

Just wanted to see if I could ask you for a little favour

Not all of you

Just those of you in Australia

And not even ALL of you in Australia

Just those of you in Victoria really

And not even ALL of you in Victoria

You see,  I was just reading that ONE THIRD OF VICTORIANS HAVE THE SWINE FLU

So I was wondering if the THIRD that DO have the swine flu, could like, umm, well, I feel kinda mean asking you, but well, do you think you could maybe just

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME?

Oh wow. Where did THAT come from?

Sorry about that Victoria – I got a bit carried away

Anyway – if you could help out with my small request, that’d be awesome

3 comments

  1. Fuck em – filthy disease carrying parasites, they don’t deserve you. Come back to Queensland where everyone is healthy and it’s actually warm today. xx

  2. Try a bit of RID behind your ears…it’s suppose to keep pests away and those who come in contact…knocked down!

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