Whattup spunkrats?
Let’s kick off this fine Tuesday with a little giveaway
Even if it’s already Wednesday where you are, ain’t no thang
I’ve been working on all sorts of stuff lately
And I thought I’d let you guys take a guess at one of the things I’ve got happening
Here’s your clue:
Yes, Imma be wearing this
In public
Stop laughing
Thinking about it has made my chocolate (& wine) intake double over the last few days
It’s going to be purdy fo sho.
In the spirit of ‘fuck it’….I thought we’d have some fun with it
Leave a comment on this post, telling me WHY you think I’ll be wearing this curvy girl’s worst fucking nightmare
I’ll pick two winners…
One with the CORRECT answer (that’s assuming someone actually gets the right answer)
And the other with the FUNNIEST my FAVOURITE answer
Each winner will receive a signed copy of my latest album, F.O.C.U.S.
Winners announced Friday 11th October
You can enter as many times as you’d like
Go get ’em!!
**CONGRATS TO SHARA & MARRIANNE….good guessing ladeez!!!
I reckon it’s a “Wrecking ball” parody. And i also reckon you’ll look hawt as hell! 😀
Hey Shara! Winner winner chicken dinner!! Email me your address spunk, or PM me on Facebook….and I’ll get a signed CD out to you pronto!!
Birth control.
I guess that you will be re-enacting a birth! From your father? Now THAT could be funny! lol
Are you going to be smashing walls down on a wrecking ball wearing it?
because your DAD said never again after last year and dared you to!!!! lol!
I’m guessing it’s something to do with the girls school (only schools can be that cruel 😉 )
Xx
Because its your birthday. And Camel Toe is Bloody awesome :p
It’s the ‘Smuggling YoYo’s kit’!xxxxxxx
U be wearing it simply because you got the prettiest camel toe in town why hide it just show it lol
Hey Marrianne! Winner winner chicken dinner!! Email me your address spunk, or PM me on Facebook….and I’ll get a signed CD out to you pronto!!
I think your wearing it S part of a costume!!
i think your wearing that nude suit to simulate a fucking scene on stage for one of your new songs pmsl.
Is it either for charity
Or
Because your dads making you ?
“Miley Cyrus impersonation – wrecking ball style)
Australian version of how to look good naked?
You are wearing it because ” You can!”
Pure and simple.
It’s your Halloween costume.
I think you will wear this to walmart!
ur gonna re-write adam n eve n make him F.O.C.U.S
I think personally, that although i have to say, if i saw someone wearing this, i would think they were going out to audition for part as the Michelin Man! I think it could be something like a music video that you could be recording? Maybe some kinda CGI thing where you go in wearing that.. and then they record you and you look like Davey Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean in the video!!
But i think overall my final guess would be… Miley Cyrus Tribute act!! 😉
Are you taking part in a new jackass series: jackass the feminist version where you are going to wear a meat dress for dogs to rip at but for it to be shown on tv you can’t be naked so instead of attempting to blur it they are making you wear the bodysuit?
ur gonna stand in a shop window n impersonate a window dummy n then scare the c**p out of passers by!!!!!
So you can go too a nudist beach without having to get your kit off
You lost the bet. All of Diamond’s fantasies are coming true -he gets to paint a woman in whatever colours he darned well pleases and it saves him skinning you later?
i think your doing a show at a Priestery in front of shit load of up and coming priests
After the Miley Syphilis act, this has to be a Fuck it up Friday mockery of her
Either you are stepping into a race are with Diamond and you have to wear this under your race suit or you have taken up pole dancing and this helps you slide down the pole more easily!!!!
Just had a second thought, have u joined the circus or ballet?
Your going to be playing hide and seek in the north pole?
Are you trying to spoof Rihanna? Just make sure you put the tape in the “right” places 😉
My first thought was wrecking ball but i think that may be to obvious so im going to go with it being your birthday and your gonna go out to dinner in ur new “Birthday Suit”……would certainly be a great publicity stunt 😛 lol
Gotye – Someone I used to know Parody?
I think that u will be doing a naked version of the song focus or someone in the video being naked of some sort. Lol
Maybe a second part to the blonde song about ur so blonde you forgot to get dressed or something like that.
A new Miley cirus song!!!!!!
To show off your ass set(s) without showing off your ass set(s)!!
Are you getting body paint done?
What ever you are doing the birthday suit needs a good f@&£ing iron.
Oh goody you found an outfit for the Klassic
Add a benie and you’ll look like a condom. Fifty shades of white.
Are you going to wear this, lay on a plate with some stuffing up your bum and be a Christmas turkey????? Love ya xxxxxxx
your going to do a new film clip sitting on a gun war ship like Cher did or a wrecking ball. Either way it would be funny and I am sure you would enjoy a big long hard piece of equipment there.
Bought a new birthday suit in case the old one gets wrinkled
I recon u just wanna scare the fuck out of everyone x