holy shit there’s a 2016 uk tour!

Dad’s just announced his ‘SECOND’ of the FINAL FAREWELL TOURS…perhaps! for the UK starting November 2016
And guess who his special guest is?
ME!
And not just because Kylie Minogue was already booked
Can you say excited??
Coz I is!

Tickets go on sale THIS FRDAY 6th November
You can buy them online at SEETICKETS.COM from 10am or by calling 0871 220 0260 (that’s like one of those 10p per minute sex lines, without the sex. Err refund!?)
Now ALL our Pommy mates have their Christmas shopping sorted and it’s only November!

Because really, whose Nanna DOESN’T want to find tickets to see KEVIN BLOODY WILSON & JENNY TALIA in her Christmas stocking so she can fulfill her lifelong dream of  belting out Santa Claus and Camel Toe with us?
You can thank us later.
With hugs.
And chocolate.
And don’t forget wine, because hello, do you even know me?

This tour is going to be huge and no doubt sold out – thanks to the always brilliant and more than a little nuts, UK crowds.
Grab your tickets NOW.
(and by now I mean Friday)
I cannot wait!
Only 364 sleeps to go!
But who’s counting?
(don’t lie, you are too 😛  )