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The girls had an amazing weekend camping with their Dad for father’s day

I wish I could have joined them

I love the whole outdoors, bugs, dirt, outdoor toilet, sand up my arse experience

They were excited to tell me about all the new friends that they’d made

Miss 3 had a big weekend

She made a new BEST friend.

Not to be confused with a regular friend

I believe that a BEST friend is a regular friend, but with food

Anyway, can’t tell you her BEST friends name, ’cause Miss 3 can’t remember it

Yeah dude, those two were tight

Miss 3 & BESTY (as she will now be called) were swinging together at the playground near the camping site

And she said there were some little boys there that kept telling them to swing higher & higher

I was pretty sure that these little arseholes boys weren’t telling the girls to swing higher just to see how high up they could go

I hated to break it to her,

You know honey, I think maybe they were boys might have been naughty boys

And they were asking you to swing higher so they could look at your undies

She wasn’t upset at all though

DUH mummy!

That’s why I hid them in my pocket!