skunked

I had some people ask why it took me so long to get an iPhone

And how did I talk Diamond into having one

You know, ’cause he’s so tech savvy and loves the shit out of computers and has been hanging out for it

I really shouldn’t give him grief about it though

He’s more a ‘work with his hands’ kinda guy

And he just built me an awesome brand new kitchen

Too bad I can’t cook for shit

Back to the phones

While the girls and I were in Sydney

Diamond and his mates went camping & fishing

He never comes back with fish though just alcohol poisoning usually

So on this trip he was telling me about the skunks that were hanging around the campsite

 

They would come up to their table and steel the food

Then they took some beer

How else could they have gone through 11 cartons?

 

And yep – you guessed it

They stole Daimond’s phone

I know, talk about a big pile of bullshit crafty little critters

 

So anyway, rather than give Diamond a hard time about smoking too much electric spinach

I manipulated the situation totally convinced him that it was HIS fault I had to get a new phone

That and the fact that the new iPhone is comes with an inbuilt skunk repellent