After a few weeks on tour we start to go a bit mental it can be hard to work out which day it is
The days start to blend into one another
Usually we just know days off are normally on a Monday
This week our day off was on a Sunday
And didn’t that just get us all confuse-ified??
We are catching up with friends on Thursday who have had a baby since we were last here, that we haven’t seen yet
And you know what that means?
Yep – baby shopping
Now look, I’m happy with any kind of shopping
But baby shopping, with all the teeny, tiny, cutesy miniature things you can buy?
Fucking LOVE IT!
And because we got confused with our day off and thought it was Monday, which meant we thought yesterday was Wednesday and today was Thursday
Follow?
Yeah, me neither
Basically we thought today was the day we got to see the baby so we went shopping yesterday to get a present
And we decided to get the biggest bloody present we could find
I have no idea why
‘Cause, well we only had to squeeze it into the car for one short drive – you know, ’cause today’s NOT FUCKING Thursday and all!
So now we have these 2 huge boxes
Squashed in the middle of mum and I in the back seat
For not one, but two fucking days
This is one of those days where I’m happy to be vertically challenged
So I can fit like a fucking pretzel snuggly in my seat
This baby better love the shit out of these presents
But you know me, always bitching and moaning I try to look for the silver jewelery lining
The plus side to all of it?
PRIVACY! to pick my nose the whole drive
Could be worse…I could be the third “Box” in the back seat!
Now, I must say…Is this a HINT??? The bottom of your page below the Comment Box says, “1 Tip of a flat belly: Cut down 3 lbs of your belly every week by using this 1 weird old tip.”
Here’s my FREE tips:
1. Stop eating so fucking much
2. Don’t get pregnant.