We got just enough snow to start a snowman
Apparently there’s different kinds of snow
Heavy snow, flakes, packing snow etc
Packing snow is good for snow ball fights
And making a snowman, so I’ve been told
The girl’s cousin came over yesterday
He’s 12, and quite the snowman expert
Add the other kid Diamond into the mix and you’ve got yourself a snowman making crew
Fluffy was most unimpressed
He was all like, Dude – you lot have finally come outside
And it’s not even to play with me motherfuckers
So he waited patiently
And only tried to hump the boys once while they working on their snowman
Good boy Fluff
The kids were so proud of their finished work of art
He got the obligatory carrot nose
And they even gave him prunes for eyes
And dried apricot buttons
I loaned them one of my old, ugly scarves
‘Cause last year they used one of my favourites
And it took month to thaw the bastard out
After they were done, I channeled by inner Martha Stewart and made everyone hot chocolate with marshmallows
Fluffy used that time to pounce wisely
He sniper crawled in on the defenseless snowman
And piece by piece, prune by apricot
He ate the poor fucker
He ate his hat
His scarf
So the Fluffster is in the DOG HOUSE or so to speak
This all could have been avoided by making the bloody snowman in the front yard
DUH!
The only thing with that, is that I don’t get to make the snowmen I want to make
This kind are usually best kept in the back yard
Offensive?
Says who?
I call it art
Let it snow!
Let it snow!
Let it snow!
Perhaps if they had given their Snowman arms, one holding a rolled up newspaper and the other, a picture of the doggie washer this could have been avoided…and the Fluffster could have cowered his way inside to enjoy a doggy hot choc while glaring at Snowman Joe from the window.
Some people are so creative…
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
but the Snow Art is so delightful
There’s a bang, there’s a ho, there’s a blow
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!