One thing I miss when I’m away, is movie night with the girls
On Fridays we go to the video store
Stock up on the microwave popcorn
And settle down for a great night in
This Friday’s was awesome
Don’t even ask me what movie we watched
I was out like a light within 2 minutes of pressing ‘play’ on the DVD player
But here’s where it got good
I woke up
And the movie was over
And I could hear the girls giggling
And thought, oh shit they’ve found the silver bullet in my underwear draw what are they up to?
.
They were covered in my moisturiser
My makeup wipes were strewn all over the room
And every hair brush / comb / clip in the house, was scatttered all around me
The kicker?
They were playing beauty salon
And I was the client
Jackpot-bingo-you-bloody-beauty!
I was immediately instructed to go back to sleep
While they rubbed cream on my feet
Wiped it off with the wipes
Put more back on again
And brushed my hair
I reckon popping these two mini-humans out
Hurt like a mother fucker
Should make me eligible for some kind of genius award
Or at least the Mayor of Awesome-ville
and to think, I pay people to do this for me! do you think we could get the girls to put on an accent?
Classic!!! Did Diamond do the photos? Tell him well done! We listened to you last night with some friends… the waxing song had my girlfriend in tears (of laughter and shared pain I think).
🙂
BB
awww bless. They obviously misses their mummy while you were away and thought pampering you is the only way to keep you from escaping again
I could only create & push out male children with no femine side, except for that one time they decided to “play barber” and cut my hair with my utility scissors when their matchbox car got caught in my hair. I was the mountain they had been driving on…