conversations over breakfast

Note the title of this post

Conversations over breakfast

As in – while people are eating

Someone forgot to give Dad the memo

Dad: (to Mum) What did you think of the motel last night?

Mum: Probably one of my favourites

Dad: Mine too

Did you notice the pubic hair on the toilet seat this morning?

Mum: No

Dad: It’s a bit of a worry

Mum: Why?

Dad: Well whose is it? We know it can’t be yours or mine *wink wink*

Oh Jeeeeesus fucking Christ

At breakfast?

They’re going to talk about their lack of pubic hair over BREAKFAST!!

Is it any wonder I am so fucked up traumatised?