to be sure, to be sure

Happy St Paddy’s Day you guys!

All is good out here on the road this week

Just got off stage in Kyneton

And it was awesome

Not for the usual reasons awesome

For me it was awesome, because of the two ladies sitting in the front row

Who seriously, could NOT have looked more mortified

From the time I opened my mouth

Until the time I walked off

They were in shock

I’m like, DUDES!

If you’re struggling with my show

You ladeez are going to SHIT your passion-killer knickers, when Dad gets out here!

Or maybe not?

It’s weird sometimes, how people can have no problem hearing a joke

Or dirty stories & swearing

If it comes from a man

But don’t cope at all when it comes from a woman

These two ladies did not laugh once

At all

Didn’t even crack a smile between them

And watching them not react one bit to my songs

Was bringing me undone

Giving me joy even

And the look on their faces when I sang “Camel Toe”?

Well, I’m pretty sure I’ve never been that close to wetting my pants on stage before

And to show what a great judge of character I am

And what a gift I have at ‘reading’people

Like, just how much these ladies weren’t into my act

And couldn’t wait for me to get off

Those same two women walked straight up to me during the intermission

And bought ALL of my CDS, t-shirts and stickers

Then had photos taken

Hugging and kissing me

Apparenty, they are probably lesbians loved the show!

O-Kaaaay??

So on this Paddy’s Day,  it’s good to be sure

To be sure

That I’m still a genius