Twice a week I go to a little ‘mummy & me’ class with Miss 3
I took Miss 5 there when she was younger too
It’s great way to just hang out together
Play, colour, sing songs & dance
And sometimes she gets to have fun as well
Today she picked some horses to play with
She called them, ‘big girl poo-poo head’ & ‘baby girl poo-poo head’
She said the big girl was the mummy and she was feeding the baby
Me: What is the mummy feeding the baby?
Miss 3: Milk
Me: Where does the milk come from?
Miss 3: The mummy’s butt
Me: Are you sure that’s where the milk comes from?
Miss 3: Yep
Me: Well what about when you were a baby and I fed you milk?
Miss 3: Well I already know that milk didn’t come from your butt mummy
OK – so it’s just in the game that mother’s milk comes from the anus
Good
Then she hit me with
Miss 3: My baby milk came from Daddy’s butt
Then of course she ended with a big old, DUH MUMMY!
She’s three
And I am screwed
“Dairy is a dirty word”