My kids start their day kinda slow
For about 90 seconds
Then they start bouncing
Without the aid of sugary cereal ’cause I save that shit for me they don’t need any help getting energised
They run everywhere
And these pics are on the way into gym class
I don’t even have the energy to GO to the gym let alone run to get there
What’s up with this?
I thought it was only BOYS who had this much energy
Is it too late to get a refund on this pair of energizer bunnies?
It’s wearing me the fuck out exhausting sometimes
Besides, I was told that whatever position you were having sex in when you conceived, dictates what sort of baby you’ll have
If the man’s on top – you get a boy
If the woman’s on top – you get a girl
That’s bullshit
Otherwise I’d have puppies!
And like puppies, Miss 3 likes to pee on trees takes a nap wherever/whenever she wants
Then she’s good to go again
‘Til the next nap
She’s a regular little narcaleptic Nancy this one
And her sister?
Don’t panic – she’s still running
I have her on a leash my eye on her