It been a while since she last shared a pearler with us
But never fear, she’s back
Over dinner tonight:
Me: I heard Def Leppard are coming to Australia
Mum: Why would anyone want to go and see someone called Deaf Leper?
Me: DEF LEPPARD!
Mum: Whatever…I heard he’s not very good anyway
And speaking of not very good, have you seen that new movie?
Me: Which movie?
Mum: The one with that Itlalian girl…umm…what’s her name..??
Me: What’s the movie called ?
Mum: Umm…oh yeah…Grey Goose?
Me: I haven’t heard about that one
Mum: It has that skinny little girl in it….Natalie Portafino
Me: Do you mean Natalie Portman?
Mum: Yes! That’s her….did you see it? It’s very weird
Me: I think you mean Black Swan Mum.
Feel free to send help.
My mum has made similar slip ups.
My fave = When she first heard the song “G-6”, asked the question “How can you fly like a cheese stick?”
Bless her 🙂
Fly like a cheese stick XD
My friends mum heard the movie name Brokeback Mountain and thought that’s where I was from. I lived in Broken Hill -_-;
I would send help, but apparently you’re not allowed to send live ammo through the post… sorry 🙁
ps.
Mum: I think he also has a couple of those Haagen Dazs watches for sale as well if you want me to ask what he wants for them…
Me: Do you mean Tag Heuer mum?
Mum: Oh yes!
groan………..
Def Leppard are AMAZING!!! You really need to go and see them!Saw them last time they were in Edinburgh and cant’ wait til they come back! See if Joe will do a duet with ya LOL
Jen, look after ya mum…..treasure every moment you spend with her. My mum died of Cancer a few years back………still miss her dearly, she was awesome !!!!
I’m so very exciteable bout the Deaf Leopard with a HEART!!!