When you’re out for a walk with Dad
And you see a boy with bike shorts walking ahead of you
And you think he looks a bit cute
The LAST thing you should do
Is say OUT LOUD how cute you think bike shorts boy is
Heiny learnt that the hard way today
When Dad walked up to bike shorts boy and told him that his daughter’s friend thought he was hot
And she hadn’t been laid in a while
And doesn’t speak English
And only has 6 months to live
So would he mind having his photo taken with her?
She was mortified
But she got over it
Proving that there is a fine line between being a Cougar and a dirty old slut
A VERY fine line.
YUMMY NUM NUM! 😉