So in today’s random crap blog
We’ll start with
This dude
Preaching to absolutely no one the passing pedestrians on the streets of Melbourne
Seriously mate, no one gives a fuck cares
And I’m not about to change my status as a recovering Catholic get my daily dose of GOD from you
You’re not the kind of life coach I’m looking for buddy
I’d love to know his success rate
I’m guessing it’s fuck all pretty low
In happier news
We had this bloke
Who was fun and entertaining
And I walked away grateful that I only lug a guitar around
This busker has a PIANO to take to work
He must have some serious muscle under that hat
In smellier news
I had vegetarian lasagna for lunch
This guys taxi totally smelt like a curried egg FART
And for a daily dose of wacky tourists
Check out this couple
In downtown Melbourne (on a Tuesday?) in their finest wedding attire
That they bought from Cyndi Lauper & Rick Springfield
And lastly
We’ve trained Fluffy how to use Skype
Now if we could only train him to stop eating his own shit
Random Crap Joke:
2 hicks sitting at a bar (Let’s call them Clem & Floyd). Lady at bar starts to choke on peanut. Clem says, “Are you alright?” Lady shakes her head, NO! Floyd says, “Can you breathe”? Lady (panicking) shakes her head NO!!! Floyd gets up, goes up behind her and pulls down her pants and begins to quickly lick her ass. She is so horrified, the peanut dislodges. Clem says, “Well looky thar…That’s the first time I done seen anyone save a life with the hind-lick”.