jon & kate

So have you watched the show Jon & Kate Plus 8?

I’ve probably only seen a couple of episodes

But they’re all over the news right now

So here’s the deal

Jon & Kate had twins

Then they had sextuplets 

Now they have a really popular reality show about their lives

That just got a shitload more popular because Jon supposedly got caught cheating

And Kate has the hots for her bodyguard 

And everyone’s saying that Kate’s a total bitch hardwork

And poor, poor, Jon for having to put up with her

All I can say is Jon

Mate

You were all happy and shit when she looked like this

And NOW you decide to get your end away root around?

 

And Kate

You’re my hero

And I don’t care if you’re a complete bitch

If I went from this

(Which IS what I looked like and I only had ONE BABY IN THERE)

To this

Even if it was with bucket loads of money spent on plastic surgery

I would absolutely walk around naked EVERYWHERE tell your husband to go suck it too!!