For all the Daddios out there (in the U.S, Canada, U.K.,South Africa and pretty much everywhere except Australia) ….today is YOUR day.
A day full of homemade cards, coffee delivered to you in bed
Maybe watch a game on TV
Hangout with the family, BBQ, enjoy the sunshine
We have plans to do all of the above today. Diamond, his Dad, his brother…and in a rare turn of events, MY DAD…will all be here to celebrate the day their swimmers made it to the promised land
We’re going all out to make it a great day of it for the Dads in our family. Starting with the kids and I making pancakes and bacon for Diamond’s breakfast in bed
Except that Diamond may have ended up making them himself ’cause I couldn’t find the eggs or work out how to turn the stove on. Fuck off, it’s way more complicated than it sounds
So HAPPY FATHER’S DAY Dads
Beer and blow jobs for everyone!
*last year I must have been drunk pms-ing on Father’s Day, ’cause I don’t get don’t usually get this soppy unless I’m medicated
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Hope diamond and your dad have a great day! Please tell them that from me! Thanks! X
will do x