Dear Jenny I think you’re great but I think you shouldn’t swear so much I think that your hair is really cool
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After arriving back in Chicago from Melbourne on Monday night Not much more than 24 hours later, I did what
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…are unbelievable I’ve never sat through an entire episode of Toddlers And Tiaras What I have seen has shown me
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I received an email this morning saying that one of our shows on the upcoming Rural New South Wales Tour
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Paybacks are a bitch aren’t they? Yeah, I’m talking to you! The two wank-stains in the room next door I
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So this anti-gay politician get’s pulled over by the police After leaving a gay nightclub With a male companion as
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Ummm, that’d be a big fucking NO But if you decide to come back Can you pick up this utter
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