The girls started school yesterday Macaroni’s in 3rd grade now….and will probably be taller than me before the year’s over
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The girls started school yesterday Macaroni’s in 3rd grade now….and will probably be taller than me before the year’s over
Continue readingI bought tickets a while ago to see Big Time Rush Never heard of them? I hadn’t either, but they were
Continue readingMacaroni is forever asking, “when will I be old enough to….*insert all the shit she can’t do yet*….?” She’s obviously
Continue readingSo, we lost the first hamster not long after Santa delivered him Magoo said at the time that there was no way
Continue readingChicago matched the record for the hottest 4th of July ever, yesterday (102 degrees Fahrenheit = 38.8 degrees Celsius) It’s
Continue readingScene: 20,000+ people at an outdoor music festival…and we’ve lost Dad…for the fourth time in 2 hours. Me: Have you
Continue readingWhen Magoo’s soccer team plays, they’re supposed to switch positions all the time, so that everyone gets a chance to
Continue readingJust finished doing Magoo’s homework with her. I can handle the Kindergarten homework she brings home. But Macaroni’s 2nd grade
Continue readingMacaroni wanted me to take her to volleyball yesterday Diamond was all, yeah, you should go – I’ll make dinner
Continue readingMacaroni was the winner of the best bunny nails competition Magoo won for best bunny nails… …that look like Mickey
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