I’ve never really understood people’s need to cover their car in stickers Like I want the opinion of a stranger,
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Macaroni woke up Christmas morning to find a much-much-MUCH-wished for, salt water aquarium in the living room I have no
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Just finished the soundcheck for tonight’s show We’d been told earlier, that this area of land Has the HIGHEST population (per
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The last few mornings I’ve been waking up to this Heiny and the kids having a tai-chi slash yoga slash
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If you went to a public toilet How many of you would use this? I mean if it was in
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One of these piles Is a pile of fluff after Diamond was done brushing the dog for the 3rd time today
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Walking around downtown Durban It became pretty obvious that Hollywood had been there first (You remember how good of a
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There’s a lot of jobs out there I’d love to have a go at It’ll never happen And not because
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For the first half of this quick trip to Oz I have four shows in 4 days Which is no
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I remember when I was pregnant and how I was such a miserable cow And I remember they used to
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