Roche Fokke Hi Jenny – What a gig in High Wycombe last night! A voice like Chanel No 5 flavoured
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hovercraft
No, not this kind of hovercraft I’m referring to the CRAFT of HOVERING All the girls know what I mean
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Sitting backstage at the Revesby RSL Club Dad’s on stage right now (I definitely have a gift for the blurry
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Just got off the phone with one of my best mates that I haven’t spoken to in a while The
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I’m taking the girls in to get their hair cut today Mine too Truthfully? Mine’s more like a trim with
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You’d totally go to this wouldn’t you? Just to see the bride Who arrived about 90 minutes after her tits
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No, not the MOVIE Although I do plan on seeing it when I get a chance I’ve heard it’s full
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I’ve never been much of a morning person And I totally lose my shit don’t cope well being woken up before
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After tonight’s show in Warrnambool, we’ll be halfway into this tour It will be show 15 out of 30 And
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Christmas shopping? Got it covered! CHECK OUT THE TOOT TONE!
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