signs you’re a fuckwit – Page 2

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Macaroni’s last basketball game tonight Her coach couldn’t make it and had asked Diamond in advance if he could fill

Lately, everyone around me has been sick Family Friends Kids Neighbours Except me And because I am a bucket mouth

…are unbelievable I’ve never sat through an entire episode of Toddlers And Tiaras What I have seen has shown me

I was sent these pics a while ago And shit I laughed ‘Cause really, what’s funnier than seeing someone terrified?

I love to travel Which is good ‘cause I do it a lot A. LOT. I have a list of

Some of the venues we’ve played so far on this tour have been pretty lovely All different But all immacualte

Paybacks are a bitch aren’t they? Yeah, I’m talking to you! The two wank-stains in the room next door I

I know, great title for the post And I tried to rename it But nothing worked quite as well as

Put on a pair of thongs this morning and nearly threw up on myself And by thongs, I’m talking Aussie

Lots of signs on this last trip Starting with this one (that I saw at 14 different airports) There were