So there’s a ‘Muslim Cleric’ guy in Australia who’s been writing letters to Australian families who have lost a love
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dear fucktard
Hey YOU! I know these letters should be more formal You know, ‘to whom it may concern’ and all that
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Oh come on now Seriously? THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS!
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OK – let’s go straight to exhibit A: They put these bollards in so people don’t run into things They’re
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After every show I come out to say hi And if I’m REALLY lucky, I get to sign stuff CDs
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Sitting backstage at the Revesby RSL Club Dad’s on stage right now (I definitely have a gift for the blurry
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Arrived at the hotel today And it’s pretty bloody cold Turned the heat on but it just blew cold air
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You’d totally go to this wouldn’t you? Just to see the bride Who arrived about 90 minutes after her tits
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So there was a bit of a road block getting into town today Apparently some prisoners had escaped from the
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It pays to know the local language when you’re in a foreign country GETTING A TATTOO DONE Fucktard!
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