Next time I think my Dad is embarrassing me I will watch this clip again And be grateful that THIS
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sparrow’s fart
One of the biggest differences between South Africa & other tours we do Is the flying In Australian we mostly
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So I get home from the gig last night I was hungry Put my PJs on Still hungry Skype Diamond
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Paybacks are a bitch aren’t they? Yeah, I’m talking to you! The two wank-stains in the room next door I
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There’s a lot of blogs I read regularly On of them is SCARYMOMMY I like her She’s smart, funny And
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Miss 6 brought home her class ‘love’ book Where all the kids write & then draw a picture of what
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Dear Australia Can we have a word? No, really It’s kind of embarrassing I’m a proud Aussie Always have been
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Diamond’s been running ’round doing my fucking head in all day singing And it’s not just the fact he can’t
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So, I actually started this blog this morning And I’m only just finishing it now, because I’m a lazy cow
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One of the venues the other night felt the need to put up a sign And as you can see
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