I’m a fan of makeup I don’t wear a huge amount of it in the real world But when I’m
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So, you know how I’m trying to not drop dead from a heart attack be good on this tour The
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VLOG numero quatro [YOUTUBE]EnhaLMzQZqc[/YOUTUBE]
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And you’re looking for somewhere to stay Do yourself a favour and stay here NUMBER ONE BED & BREAKFAST This
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Dedication Meaning: wholly committed to something, as to an ideal, political cause, or personal goal What are you dedicated to? Your
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OK – they’re done All the lyrics, from all four of my albums, are now up here on the site
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A little over a year ago I went to the doctor for my anal anual visit It was the usual
Continue readingthis week’s dear jenny
Dear Jenny My girlfriend is pregnant and I was told that when you’re pregnant you don’t get your period. She
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Did you guys read about that South African runner? The really, really fast one? That totally looked like a dude?
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We checked into our hotel today and it’s awesome Huge, fancy and very old There’s some amazing history behind it
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